I figured out why the Mayor is not responding

Despite not just once but twice requesting a clarification the views of Mayor Ravenstahl, seen here absentmindedly signing his name as “Mrs. Lukey Shields,” I have gotten no response. I think that I have figured out the reason.
You see, I have been sending my questions on contraception to the City of Pittsburgh Mayor’s Office. Because they grow out of a campaigning-type event, he must have decided that it would be inappropriate to use city resources to respond. It was a really unacceptable oversight on my part.
As a result I have looked up Lukey’s campaign e-mail, and have re-asked my questions there. I am sure that he will get back to me quickly now that I have asked for information in the proper forum. By tomorrow afternoon I am sure I will finally have my response.

Bill Peduto, seen here about to be hip-checked by members of the Philadelphia Flyers, has not responded either, a victim of my own inflated ego, having assumed that he would read my last post. I will be sending the questions to him later, when I don’t need to run out the door.
Off to meet the candidates at the Union Project! Hurry up and you can too.
Related posts:
- No response from the Mayor yet
- Mayor Luke on contraception
- Luke vs birth control, part seven million
- The total birth-control blackout leaks
- Photographic madness

