Don’t forget the turkey: Sixty-eight deer were killed in a recent culling effort in Mt. Lebanon. Simply put, the growing deer herd had become a public safety problem in the South Hills community. Now, perhaps, the municipality will address the scores of wild turkey strutting amok?

You know how those turkey are: stealing cars, smoking dope, taking baseball bats to mailboxes.

A turkey must have pooped on Colin McNickle’s Hummer.

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