You Should Probably Behave Yourselves in Public For The Next Couple of Days.
If you’ve ever looked at Google Maps’s top-down view and wished you could actually see what a certain location looked like to normal people (and not astronauts), your wish was recently granted by Google Street View. That is, if you live in a city that isn’t Pittsburgh.
That’s all about to change.
Google’s camera cars are spidering their way through Pittsburgh right now. The photograph, above, is what the cars look like. If you see one in your immediate area, try to keep your pants on. Or, if you’re not wearing pants, try to keep your tops on. Also, make sure you wait a few days to dry your laundry, get your hardcopy porn on, get in a fistfight, commit a burglary or spy on your neighbors.
You’ll thank me later, when people like these folks start scrutinizing us.