Have you ever played miniature golf. . . indoors. . . in the dark. . . surrounded by monsters?

So a billboard for this company, represented here by their spokesgargoyle, asks me as I drive to work every day. I can confidently answer: No, I have never done that. Their website promises:

Yes, there are monsters of all kinds (from Monster’s Inc. kind of Monsters to the traditional freaky ones!), but it’s not so scary that small children and meek adults would not want to come..and NO, they do not jump out at you.

There is a section of their website for frequently asked questions. Bizarrely not answered: Why in the world would anyone want to play miniature golf in the dark surrounded by monsters? My guess is traditional miniature golf, in which you can see the ball, the hole, and the ground in between, is no longer challenging enough for true minigolf fans.

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